David Shuster, lemme holla @ you for a minute

Let us pour a little out for the immediate Career fortunes of David Shuster, shall we?

Be on the Lookout for the new book: How to Slang Your Way Out of a Job by David ShusterFor those of you who AREN’T on the crack of cable news political reporting, please watch the following video.

Now, once upon a time,  when you said the word “Pimp” as a verb you were referring specifically to he that employs a woman to, ahem, entertain a man in exchange for money.  That money went to the person, presumably a man, who put the woman in “business”.

That literal meaning still holds, but there have arisen more metaphorical definitions.  These definitions include one that relates to the act of securing person A to work for  person B’s benefit.

Of course, in the omnipresent eyes of the media cycle and under scrutiny that has ratched up several notches by virtue of poor word choice in some cases, nefarious political machinations in others, plain simple lack of common sense in others, and a combination of all those in the rest.

Mr. Shuster seemed clearly to be interested in being cutting edge by taking a risque’ verb and jabbing a heretofore pristine subject.

And let me add, parenthetically, that I understand the underlying issue involved and I have been rather bemused by the fact that Chelsea Clinton has played such a visible role while never taking fire from the media.

All that said, Dude was DEAD ASS WRONG.

So, Mr. Shuster, lemme holla @ you for a minute.

You DO understand that you fucked up NOW, right?

Your emails initially showed me that you didn’t quite understand the fuss.

C’mon dude, SHE WAS THE FIRST KID FOR EIGHT YEARS.

SHE’S WAS THE ONLY PERSON WITH THE LAST NAME CLINTON THAT PEOPLE HAVE NEVER HATED.

WTF WERE YOU THINKING???

Okay, I know you were thinking, but

WHY WEREN’T YOU THINKING ABOUT HOW NASTY IT SOUNDS TO BE TALKING ABOUT A MOTHER PIMPING HER CHILD???????

You know what?  I can’t talk to folk who ain’t got good sense.

Since you wanna learn about pimpin, talk to my favorite pimp

Youtube link deleted.

No, wait.  I can’t do that. Then I would be as stupid as David Shuster.

Dave, you can find him on Youtube, handle ya business.

4 comments

  1. Randy Nichols

    I found your site on google blog search and read a few of your other posts. Keep up the good work. Just added your RSS feed to my feed reader. Look forward to reading more from you.

    – Randy Nichols.

  2. Christina Springer

    You’re being facetious. Right, Ink? The woman is pimping out her daughter. She’s using her daughter’s – some might say inappropriate – labour for personal gain. And what’s with that clip? Surely, they could have included pictures of all the famous white, upscale, ivy-league hoes and Madams? Pimping is pimping – regardless of class.

  3. jameil

    why is she paying more attention to this? b/c its her daughter? everything she does rings so false. like “wait, can that brings some votes? what? they want to know i’m human? hold on, let me pull out the angry mother stance. annnnd ACTION!”

  4. Wang

    Speaking of Chelsea Clinton:

    There is bad news about her father.

    It is opined that Bill Clinton committed racist hate crimes, and I am not free to say anything further about it.

    Respectfully Submitted by Andrew Y. Wang, J.D. Candidate
    B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
    Messiah College, Grantham, PA
    Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993

    (I can type 90 words per minute, and there are probably thousands of copies on the Internet indicating the content of this post. Moreover, there are innumerable copies in very many countries around the world.)
    _________________
    “If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.” Off the top of my head—it came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.

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