We interrupt this hiatus to report something funny I didn’t write

In a move that’s sure to be seen as controversial, Hillary has contacted the NCAA Board of Directors to argue that Memphis is actually better qualified to be National Champion.

Ms. Clinton stated that Memphis, while losing the game, had actually shown more ability to act like a National Champion on Day One. She argued that Memphis had passed every test during the game, including scoring more points than Kansas for 38 minutes. For 38 minutes they had shown the experience necessary to be National Champion. “Just because some team comes along in the last minute and scores more points than the other guy doesn’t mean they’re necessarily able to be National Champion on Day One.”


Get your Madness on with me

The Ink would like you to join their group in Yahoo! Sports Tournament Pick’em!

To accept the invitation, just follow this link. For reference, here’s the group information.

Group ID#: 74384
Password: MEACSWAC

– Tournament Pick’em Commissioner


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