InkogNegro 1.5

When Keeping it Real Goes Right.

Keith Olbermann goes in….again.

If he isn’t careful, he is going to blow a gasket RIGHT on the air…

Even still…Keith drops the raw uncut ish on the Commander in Chief.

“Mr. President,” he was asked, “you haven’t been golfing in recent years. Is that related to Iraq?
“Yes,” began perhaps the most startling reply of this nightmarish blight on our lives as Americans — on our history.
“It really is. I don’t want some mom whose son may have recently died to see the Commander-in-Chief playing golf. I feel I owe it to the families to be as — to be in solidarity as best as I can with them. And I think playing golf during a war just sends the wrong signal.”
Golf, Sir?
Golf sends the wrong signal to the grieving families of our men and women butchered in Iraq?
Do you think these families, Mr. Bush - their lives blighted forever — care about you playing golf?
Do you think, Sir, they care about you?
You, Mr. Bush, let their sons and daughters be killed.
Sir, to show your solidarity with them - you gave up golf?
Sir, to show your solidarity with them - you didn’t give up your pursuit of this insurance-scam, profiteering, morally and financially bankrupting war.
Sir, to show your solidarity with them - you didn’t even give up talking about Iraq - a subject about which you have incessantly proved without pause or backwards glance, that you may literally be the least informed person in the world?
Sir, to show your solidarity with them, you didn’t give up… your
4,000 dead Americans and your response… was to stop playing golf!
Golf.
Not “gulf” - golf.

May 14, 2008 Posted by inkognegro | Bush, Keith Olbermann | | No Comments

Thank you, Sean Hannity, I guess.

It never, EVER, fails.

Somehow, The existence of a few Pastor Uncle Ruckus Manning clips on here doubles my traffic above and beyond the smattering of loyal visitors I have accumulated.

But EACH time a certain sanctimonious talk show host trots out a certain curious pastor to post up his foolishness my numbers go through the roof.

I was whipping the Ink-Mobile through the streets of Funkytown today when I heard Pastor Manning on the aforementioned talk show.

Sure enough…I come home to a traffic spike.

So…it’s time to trot out Pastor Manning’s latest Masterpiece.

and yes…Pastor Manning the offer still stands…although CLEARLY you would rather play Washington Generals to What’s his name’s Harlem Globetrotters than really expressing your views.

And as for YOU…Mr. He who shall not be named, I must say I am constantly amused that you can cast aspersions upon Rev. Wright (still) all the while flummoxed that Jerry Falwell gets “NO credit for all the good he has done by people who don’t even know him.”

You don’t even hear yourself, do you?

May 14, 2008 Posted by inkognegro | James David Manning, Jerry Falwell, Obama, Race, Sean Hannity | | No Comments

John Edwards isn’t on CP Time after all.

Shout out to Dottie Peoples…even though this is one of my 5 LEAST favorite gospel songs of all time, I spent a day with Ms. Peoples and she is the real deal.

If you could draw a script up for the ideal time to announce a John Edwards endorsement, 6:30 pm the day after West Virginia would be exactly the moment.

As irrelevant as West Virginia was in the grand scheme of things, it was truly a blessing for the babbling media hordes to have a different bone to chew on.

I disagree with those who felt that Edwards was late.  While it would have been nice to have him going into Pennsylvania, I certainly can see him wanting to lay low through Ohio and Pennsylvania so as not to be seen as piling on Senator Clinton.

I think the math has become so academic that it is time for EVERYONE to go ahead and ante up.

*Casts a glance at Mr. Gore, who IS flirting dangerously close to CP Time*

Meanwhile, Senator Clinton is jacking up threes and calling time-outs faster than Joe Gibbs and Chris Webber ever could.

(sidebar: have you noticed that EVEN in West Virginia, there is ALWAYS at least ONE Brotha behind Hillary?)

May 14, 2008 Posted by inkognegro | Black History Month, Campaign 2008, Dottie Peoples, Hillary Clinton, John Edwards, Obama, Politics | | No Comments

Bill O’Reilly gets ethered on his own show by Marion F. Barry*

*Please say the Barry.

No, I don’t think the Obama Campaign is all that sicced* about M-Beezy getting his shine on…or even discussing Rev. Wright, but you can never get enough of Bill O’Reilly getting one upped by a recovering crack-addict.

May 14, 2008 Posted by inkognegro | Bill O'Reilly, Fox News, Jeremiah Wright, Marion Barry, Obama, Politics, Race | | No Comments

Useful Idiots

I have heard the term Useful idiots before, but I never knew from whence it came.

In political jargon, the term “useful idiot” was used to describe Soviet sympathizers in western countries and the alleged attitude of the Soviet government towards them. The implication was that the person in question was naïve, foolish, or in willful denial, and was being cynically used by the Soviet Union, or another Communist state.

The term is now used more broadly to describe someone who is perceived to be manipulated by political movement, terrorist group, or hostile government, whether or not the group is Communist in nature.

It is a bit unnerving to watch the state of West Virginia being held up as some kind of bellwether state that represents the overall American attitude.

Uh….yeah.

And THESE jokes are just a figment of your imagination.

Two West Virginians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, “Hey, Tommy Ray, what’cha got in th’ bag?”
“Jus’ some chickens.”
“If I guess how many there are, can I have one?”
“I’ll give you both of them.”
“OK. Ummmmm……, five?”

Today’s vote was the equivalent of a late game touchdown by a team that is down by four touchdowns. Is there time for Four Touchdowns?

In theory, yes.

In reality? Not so much.

The math is still the math.

I find it laughable that the media spent all this time in West Virginia asking them about POLITICS…under the impression that they REALLY care about them and what they think.

Obama was Lambasted for Bittergate but look at the crux of this article from the USA Today:

The following paragraphs are juxtaposed in the SAME ARTICLE:

This state of small towns is home to the gun-owning, church-going, financially struggling voters whom Hillary Rodham Clinton is targeting Tuesday. She says Obama alienated them with his remark before the Pennsylvania primary last month about “bitter” dislocated workers in small towns “clinging” to guns and religion.

Democrats outnumber Republicans nearly 2 to 1, but President Bush won here in 2000 and 2004. “It was because of three things: guns, God and abortion,” says Danny Jones, the Republican mayor of Charleston, the state capital.

“The people in the last election were persuaded by the gun issue,” said Robert Dennie, a retired Union Carbide employee, a Democrat who cast an early vote Tuesday for Clinton in Charleston. “Everybody has wised up.”

Now is the lateness of the hour making me stupid or is this the DICTIONARY definition of what Obama was talking about?

Mr. Dennie, who cast his early vote for Clinton said EVERYBODY has wised up.

By THAT logic, after Clinton sits down somewhere Obama should have no problem with all these Wised up Mountaineers and those Clinton Voters would just settle for the next best thing

*cough*

Yeah…uh huh…but NOOOOOO one wants to mention that.

Well, no one but Hillary Clinton.

To make the assumption that they would support her but not Obama when their platforms are similar over a McCain administration that can be tied to the Bush years in multiple ways implies that there are NON ideological reasons that would bring about all those votes She accumulated drifting away from HER party’s nominee.

Hell, no one else will say it…so why should I.

I think this speaks for itself.

I think this speaks for itself.

So, back to the useful Idiots…

It seems that The Clinton campaign, having found itself on the verge of losing to not just a neophyte…but a BLACK political neophyte despite having every possible advantage in only 17 months.

AND NOW…they are clinging to West Virginia and Kentucky to embolden their case.

Useful idiots.

May 14, 2008 Posted by inkognegro | Campaign 2008, Clinton, Obama, Politics, Race | | 2 Comments

The problem with Unity

Pardon me while I sway wistfully about the complete absence of such sentiment in modern HipHop.

OK, I am back now.

So, after tonight’s woodshedding in Wild, Wonderful, West Virginia, Hillary will be emboldened and her supporters will ramp up their talking points.  At the very least, there will be calls for a unity ticket.  For many though, there will be calls that the presumptive Nominee is deeply Flawed and that something must be done to preserve victory.

Bottom line: He cannot win without her, He can only win WITH her (preferably with him and that loud-talking wife of his in the background keeping the black folk happy)

Flawed Numbers will be floated and Polls will be quoted and all this foolishness will drag on.

But now we have this unity ticket stuff to deal with.

She has half the party, HE has half the party…so put both halves together and we got the WHOLE party…right?

Um…no.  If ONLY it was that simple.

It ain’t.

It COULD have been…but THAT ship has long since sailed. (and mind you, they stopped adding on to this in FEBRUARY)

Unity…TRUE unity implies that you all have to be on the same page.  Its not enough to have the same goal.

Agreeing on going to Vegas from Dallas means nothing if one of you wants to hire a limo and one of you wants to take the bus.

Lawrence Lessig de-constructed this very well in his video

So um….yeah…Iono about all this unity talk.

May 13, 2008 Posted by inkognegro | Campaign 2008, Clinton, Music Videos, Obama, Politics, Queen Latifah, Women | | 1 Comment

The CNN cringe inducing video snippet of the Week

A tip of the hat and a bow to WAOD

No, it doesn’t quite measure up to Master “I wanted to do hoodrat stuff with my friends”, but damn fam, can we step up our parenting…or at least KEEP IT OFF CNN like you have some kind of moral high ground?

May 13, 2008 Posted by inkognegro | 7 year old Car Thief, CNN, Prom Dress Shenanigans, What About Our Daughters, Women | | 1 Comment

I wouldn’t fool with Mrs. Obama if I were you, Mr. Hannity.

So, now that the Rev. Wright foolishness has reached a (hopefully permanent) ending, they have turned to Michelle Obama.

This isn’t going to warrant a whole lot of energy in rebutting, but Folk just need to see this.

May 12, 2008 Posted by inkognegro | Campaign 2008, Michelle Obama, Sean Hannity | | 1 Comment

Show ya Luh…for Barack Obama

Thank you, God Bless, and Good night.

May 10, 2008 Posted by inkognegro | Barely Political, Campaign 2008, Clinton, Obama, Politics, Race | | 1 Comment

The sharp stick of reality

Ironically enough, as passionate as I am about Politics, I spend a lot of time walking away from conversations about politics at work.  It certainly isn’t due to some perceived inferiority about the subject matter.  It is because I have made the conscious decision to keep it light.  As you might suspect in Texas, you can run into pockets of folk who have only a passing grasp of the reality in which I live.  Most of them live in a world where history played out precisely as the history books allege and reality can be found on Fox News.  I don’t have the kind of time to deconstruct those kinds of arguments and still do my job, so I usually just sniff dismissively and walk away.

Occasionally,I feel kind of wishy-washy and even a little Tommish (!) because I spend so much time playing King of the Peons and keeping to my job, but I just chalk that up to a maturation of my work ethic.

That and also a recognition that if I really let loose on these children, Kicking the truth to the young white youth and all, feelings WILL get hurt.

So, I’m left to read the paper and watch Cable news with no one to talk to except the guests.

Even with the guests, I usually do more talking than listening.

Clearly, if this election has taught us NOTHING, it has taught us that Black men have to be careful about talking revolution in public.  Big ups to Rev. Wright for taking the hit for all of us.  Preciate that, sir.

Today, though, One of my regulars from the bar actually broached the subject of Barack Obama with me, and I, realizing that this was a chance to have a genuine conversation, gave her the raw, uncut truth. ( For those of you scoring at home….what follows is the absolute GOSPEL of Inkognegro):

As a political skeptic, I am naturally suspicious and generally dismissive of politicians in general but, if i take Obama at his word, he is my ideological  twin, one more committed to progress than process.  One who is larger than mere party or ideology.  I believe that Obama has the gift to transcend all this foolishness and actually bring government closer to the people.

And THEN…The Cappotini sipping regular (who is a lovely post 40, maybe even post 50 white woman, cause you never know with those folk)  says with a COMPLETELY straight face.

You know David…You know what REALLY scares me?  His NAME.  It’s NOT that he’s Black…It’s just that his name makes me wonder if now they think that he is in office to be friendly to them.

ok…let me stop here.  Cause after 2 months of casual conversation, up to this point, I had the basic conclusion that Mrs. Cappotini was a lovable matronly sort who enjoyed a stiff drink and pretty much got her fair-weather Texas Republican* on otherwise.

She had to run immediately after dropping this little gem so I haven’t had a chance to respond to this.  And I really DON’T know how to do so.

I almost want to go back to being quiet, but someone has to say something.

*(When asked what a Fair-Weather Texas Republican was, I once said: the difference between a Fair-Weather Texas Republican and an Real Texas Republican was that a Fair-Weather Texas Republican is too embarrassed to be a Real Texas Republican and too proud to be a Former Texas Republican)

May 10, 2008 Posted by inkognegro | Campaign 2008, Obama, Politics, Race | | 4 Comments