The Part of Nostradamus will be played by William Kristol

January 9, 2008

Men lie, Women Lie, Numbers don’t. But Polls aren’t numbers. Votes are numbers. Polls are guesses. Elaborate math-based scientific guesses, but guesses all the same.

Basically I will just say that it’s William Kristol’s fault.

Thank you, Senator Obama. You’ve defeated Senator Clinton in Iowa. It looks as if you’re about to beat her in New Hampshire. There will be no Clinton Restoration. A nation turns its grateful eyes to you.

Thanks, fucka.